Bill Clinton will not be president for much longer. Ralph Nader will never be president. The next leader of the western world is going to be a little less fresh this year than last, and many healthy red American hearts are devolving into stagnant pools of remorse.
The next President of the United States will be either another reformed beer-freak who alleges he walks with Jesus, or an egomaniacal lurker. Who also claims to love Jesus.