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Become a Brownshirt and Get Stuff! (english)
by Stephen DeVoy
Email: SRDeVoy (nospam) aol.com
22 Jan 2003
Modified: 23 Jan 2003
Sign up to be a bootlicking brownshirt, earn points for reporting about Democrats and Independents, and you can get this Stuff!
Become a Brownshirt and Get Stuff!
(We mean no offense to real Republicans (those who do not
support Bush). Not all Republicans are brownshirts and not all brownshirts
Sign up to
be a bootlicking brownshirt, earn points for reporting about Democrats and
Independents, and you can get this Stuff!
Can't write? No problem!
Fill in this form, and the Ministry of Truth will send an editorial in your name
to your local newspaper!
Illiterate Republican Letter
to the Editor Form
The "Eyes and Ears" of the Gestapo
Many members of the Resistance have been in the dark. We too
have been in the dark. Until today (1/22/2003), we did not know that
the Republican Party was actively recruiting and organizing brownshirts.
The wonderful power of the Internet revealed
a pattern. The pattern was analyzed, and then the
source of the pattern was
found. It seems that the Republican Party is waging its own Jihad
against liberals, leftists, gays, and Democrats.
Could this explain the various phenomenon we have noticed (perhaps
"noticed" is too mild of a word, perhaps "slammed in the
face with a brick" is more accurate)? For example, could it
explain the hijacking of Internet forums by right wing Republican
brownshirts (documented here
Could this explain the battle
cry hate mongering of talk radio? After all, the Republican
brownshirt organizing committee does call for its brownshirts to seek out "talk
show interviews." As we all know, radio talk shows have
With radio and the Internet covered, Republican brownshirts are
spamming their local papers with party dictated letters dishonestly signed
by brownshirt commissars.
Organizing brownshirts was Hitler's road to power
consolidation. Like Hitler, the central theme of the Bush Putsch has
been ubiquitous monitoring, us-vs-them thinking, and citizen against
citizen snitching. As a Republican Team Leader (Sieg Heil!), you can
identifying Democrats, Independents, and new voters who recently moved
into your community. Send us their names, telephone numbers, addresses and
emails on the attached Bush/GOP Team Leader reply form."
Sounds a bit like Herr Ashcroft's "TIPS" program, doesn't it?
Of course, "grass roots" organizing is a good thing - when
it is organized from the roots upward. The Republican brownshirt
project, however, is designed from the top down. In exchange for
doing deeds for the Reich, Republican brownshirts earn points! They
can trade these points for brownshirt
stuff! After a few years of being a total ass in exchange for
baseball caps and coolers, one can imagine what they'll do for cash...
GOP Team Leader Links
GOP Team Leaders
CT Republicans -
Republican Party - Become a Team Leader
Bivings Group Launches Grassroots Site for Republican National
Expands Web-Based Outreach Efforts
Increasing Focus on Grassroots Development with GOP Team Leader
Home Schooling: Team Leader Letter
Republican party has some kind of weird program
Brownshirts Get Stuff!
exciting prizes from the Republicans! (Interestingly, this less
than flattering article was removed from USA Today's database.
We obtained it through an Internet Cache. Other less sarcastic
articles were not removed from USA Today)
Going 'Amway' to Spread Agenda (Notice the references to
Financial Opportunity: More Blood For Oil! (english)
by Jon Chance
jpchance (nospam) egroups.com (unverified)
23 Jan 2003
If you get into the pyramid scheme at the top, not only can you get stuff like T-shirts and new police cars, you can get OIL and GOLD and lots more of the World Bank Group's debt-dollars or euros:
Hmmmmm.... Wondering from which terrorists this bribe is offered. The Anglo mafia or the Ashkenazi mafia?
Cheney? CIA? Rockefellers? Lieberman? Mossad? Rothschilds? Or has Putin decided to get involved with the blood-for-oil racket as well?
What do you think, NSA? - JPC