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Code Rainbow Activated (english)
13 Feb 2003
The Home Planet Security Department’s color code alert system was implemented in the wake of the 9-11 crisis when it became clear that certain nominal leaders of rogue states would use the fear of “terrorism” as a means to expand their influence and increase their grip on other nation’s natural resources

Planet Earth - - The Department of Home Planet Security today raised its Terrorism Security Alert to Code Rainbow in response to recent belligerence from so-called leaders of various nations on planet Earth. “This talk of pre-emptive military strikes against Iraq or North Korea raises a good deal of concern for us,” noted DOHPS Security Chief, Hans Off, “We have lack-of-intelligence reports from various sources which indicate that certain operatives from rogue states like the U.S., Britain, and Japan are considering pre-emptive military strikes against other nations. This is a dangerous situation. These so-called leaders are little more than terrorists.”
The Home Planet Security Department’s color code alert system was implemented in the wake of the 9-11 crisis when it became clear that certain nominal leaders of rogue states would use the fear of “terrorism” as a means to expand their influence and increase their grip on other nation’s natural resources. These statesmen have been identified by experts as being “morally-challenged” and a threat to international stability. Code Rainbow is the highest designation on the scale and is intended to alert all peoples on the planet to be prepared to prevent the “leaders” of their perspective nations from doing anything really stupid.
“We’re on high alert here”, said Dee Fuse, spokeswoman for the U.S. branch of DOHPS, “It seems pretty clear that right-wing warmongers and their foaming-at-the-mouth friends in the corporate media are hyping this war for all it’s worth (which isn’t very much). They’ve fabricated evidence, shredded the Constitution, and lied through their false teeth, but we’re not buying it.” Fuse pointed out that the United State’s own Department of Fatherland Security declared a “Code Orange” recently in an attempt to raise fears among U.S. citizens that it hopes might translate into support for its looming illegal war against Iraq. “It could also be an attempt to scare people away from this weekend’s planned peace demonstrations’, Fuse added. Those demonstrations are part of the Code Rainbow alert which will mobilize hundreds of thousands of citizens who, unlike their “leaders”, are not suffering from dangerously high levels of testosterone or illusions of grandeur.
The Department of Home Planet Security is offering Home Planet Security kits to all citizens of Planet Earth, which can be used in the event of an event. Kits are available at:
http://www.unitedforpeace.org
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