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Attack Canada Now! (english)
28 Mar 2003
Since we are going into the summer, I think we should invade Canada and let Mexico wait until winter. After all, weather patterns are clearly more important than right, wrong or moral indignation. Mexico can wait, it's too hot there now....
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Since we are going into the summer, I think we should invade Canada and let Mexico wait until winter. After all, weather patterns are clearly more important than right, wrong or moral indignation. Mexico can wait, it's too hot there now....
I think we should attack Canada. After all, they border our country and could strike quickly and without warning.

They may have nuclear weapons and if they don't, they certainly will someday.

Who knows what other weapons of mass destruction they probably have. Although we don't have evidence of their having such weapons, I am sure they do.

Don't be fooled just because Canada has not attacked us yet or because they used to be our friends.

Their government regime denies reasonable access to healthcare for its people who suffer everyday while waiting in inhumane lines.

Their regime steals money and property from its citizens via a complex and unjust system called taxation.

Although it appears as if Canada elected their leader, their election was rigged. They don't have free and fair elections like the U.S.

The party in control always gets re-elected.

Although Canada's regime hasn't yet attacked its own people (like Abraham Lincoln and Bill Clinton did) or used chemical weapons on its own people (like the U.S. did in Vietnam) or used nuclear weapons (like the U.S. did; twice) they nonetheless pose an imminent threat to the security and freedom of the world.

We have decided they cannot be trusted with weapons of mass destruction.

Besides, can we ever forget about 9/11?

We are morally superior to them and we should wage war with them to prove it. They have already started an unprovoked trade war with the U.S.

Do we need to wait until their weapons of mass destruction are flying through the air at us?

If we don't unseat Canada's regime NOW, it will be much more difficult in the future.

Besides, liberating the Canadian people is the moral duty of the world's superpower.

We must act now to save the free world.

Although we will drop countless bombs and launch endless cruise missiles at them, we do it out of respect and humane decency.

Although it may look like we are against the Canadian people, we are not.

We will not attack their people or their country or their nation or their religion or their way of life; just their regime.

Don't worry, it will be easy.

As soon as our troops arrive, they will all surrender and be overjoyed that the liberators have arrived.

It will only cost several billion dollars.

Those hostile Mexicans should be advised, we can fight a war on two,
three, four, six, nine or twelve fronts...

Finally, rest assured, this will not affect our freedoms one bit.

We are and will always remain a free people.

God bless America.

www.freedomsummit.com

Don't Be Afraid of Your Freedom!
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