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bush did 911
06 Jun 2006
get bush out
9/11 Whistleblower Andrew Grove Comes Forward From The Meria Heller Show - http://www.Meria.net (excerpt)
http://culhavoc.blogsome.com/2006/05/30/911-whistleblower-andrew-grove-c/ Transcript by 911blogger.com

The company Silver-Stream had built internet transactional and trading platforms for Merrill Lynch, Deutsche Bank, Banker's Trust, Alex Brown, Morgan Stanley; to name a few. Coincidently, several of these companies purchased space in the World Trade Center and simultaneously completed disaster-recovery and business continuance implementations just prior to 9-11. Include Marsh & McLennan, and AIG, on the list: and you pretty much have the major players involved in the financial aspect of the 9-11 fraudulent trading activity. You might also have noticed the hidden information regarding Marsh on the bottom half of the screen approximately 6 _ minutes into Loose Change.

A side note: Oil is used to exert a measure of control on populations- and to that end, you may want to check out a book called the 'Deep Hot Biosphere'? sometime, as it explains that oil is not a fossil fuel, and not in danger of running out.

L. Paul Jerry Bremer, who was in charge of the Coalition Reconstruction element of the post-9 11 Hegelian plan being carried out in Iraq; used to work for Heinz Kissinger, known to the public as Henry. Bremer was also the one to announce the capture of Saddam Hussein, and was responsible for approximately 10 billion dollars unaccounted for in Iraq Reconstruction Money.. L. Paul Bremer's last gig before capitalizing on the Iraq War was at Marsh & McLennan, where 'Jerry'? was the CEO of Marsh's Risk Management collective. Marsh was at the heart of 9-11.

Stewart AFB, in New Windsor, New York is used as a hub for importation of illicit drugs, using our Military Assets as cover. Coincidently, Stewart happens to be the simultaneous crossing point of 2 hijacked airliners on 9-11, and also the approximate location of where the transponders were switched. Stewart AFB was previously known as the base where the Iran Hostages, were returned after 444 days and the October Surprise, this predated but is not unrelated to the Iran Contra fraud...Stewart AFB is the only airport of its kind, in that it was privatized for secret purposes. This privatization was executed in part by George Pataki, and Eliot Spitzer. In 1999 Pataki signed a 99-year lease (ala Silverstein), and in 2000 Spitzer privatized it for 'special'? use. Spitzer, of course, is the attorney general of New York, a supposed real life crime fighter. I wish that were true, but Spitzer allegedly investigates the post 9-11 AIG, Marsh Insurance Scheme; wherein hundreds of billions of dollars were skimmed from fattened insurance quotes.. Spitzer's investigation finds AIG guilty, yet only penalized them $ 1 billion- less than 1% of what they stole, and of that $ 1 billion, Marsh & McLennan had to pay $800,000,000 of it. Compare that to the recent JP Morgan penalty of $425 million for committing IPO frauds related to the .bom, I .com boom, which as of 2003 more than 300 companies admitted to participating in the fraud with no adverse affects on our financial results? according to a JP Morgan spokesperson. AIG is the world's largest Insurance company. When I looked into why AIG and Marsh were getting off the hook, I found a nightmare scenario..Eliot Spitzer was investigating Marsh, and Marsh countered by replacing their CEO, with a guy named Michael Cherkasky. AIG CEO Maurice 'Hammerin' Hank? Greenberg, who coincidentally was also the former chairman of the Council on Foreign Relations and the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, and his 2 sons: Jeff and Evan- who were coincidentally the CEOs of the major insurance entities Marsh & McLennan and ACE Insurance respectively. When Spitzer's investigation ramped up, Hank took a golden parachute of hundreds of millions (beyond the fraud) from AIG, and Jeff stepped down from his post at Marsh and McLennan. The progress of the fraud continues, now with the support of Law Enforcement.

AIG was founded by OSS operative Cornelius V. Starr (2 R's), the uncle of Clinton's friend Kenneth Starr. AIG was created for and is currently a front which provides cover for intelligence community illicit operations. In 2001, AIG owned a Risk Management firm called Kroll Associates. Kroll played a major role in the events of September 11th, and continues to this day to enable events like the 7-7 and 7-21 bombings in the London Tube system. While Kroll provided the necessary operational capability, in part, for what was perpetrated; AIG and Marsh were focused on participating in both short and long-term money schemes. Kroll's Jerome Hauer (a long time personal friend of ex-FBI Counterterrorism & Osama bin Laden expert John O'Neill) hired O'Neill as head of security for the WTC.

Given the long and distinguished list of residents of the buildings which allegedly fell from fire that day, and the fact that many suspicious trades took place on 9-11- amidst the destruction of Enron Evidence, and the offices of the Secret Service, IRS, CIA, and Guiliani's Office of Emergency Management bunker on the 23rd floor of WTC 7- just to name a few-, the question here to be asked is Qui Bono? Kroll had also managed the bunker in WTC 7 for Guiliani, and Kroll's board of directors shared one peculiar member in common with AIG; that being Frank G. Wisner Jr., son of OSS co-Founder Frank Wisner. I won't go into the history of the OSS, Reinhard Gehlen, or the Council on Foreign Relations / Dulles affiliation with its creation, but I can recommend an excellent book, wherein its relevance is comprehensively documented; the title you're looking for is: The Old Boys: The American Elite and the Origins of the CIA by Burton Hersh (and printed in 1992).

Hundreds of billions in fraudulent transactions took place just prior to the buildings being pulled down on 9-11- not including what I mentioned about Marsh and AIG previously- these transactions which capitalized on the destruction of fellow human beings were also in part facilitated by Marsh & McLennan. I know this because they were captured on hard-drives found in the rubble at Ground Zero - a German Company called Convar recovered the information on these drives.

Where is it today? That's a good question! Google 'Convar + Kroll'?, and you'll see that Kroll coincidently purchased Convar in June of 2002 - to ensure that the evidence never reaches the Public Mind, or to you.
On July 8, 2004, Kroll Associates was sold to Marsh and McLennan. I would mention at this point that Kroll Associates also provides protection, I mean, Kidnap and Ransom coverage for major corporations and their executives- and employs ex-and-current Intelligence Operatives, as well as ex-Scotland Yard, and freelance mercenaries. Kroll is at the heart of 9-11, though it's but a sub-aspect of many other superimposed actions and operative details that took place on that day.

Kroll CEO Michael Cherkasky was appointed CEO of Marsh & McLennan (the world's biggest insurance broker). In case you're not getting the point, just do a little homework...

What you'll find is that Guiliani, Spitzer, Cherkasky, Patrick Fitzgerald, Louis Freeh, and a few other names you'd recognize, all used to work for New York District Attorney Robert Morgenthau; and if one were to investigate the history of these particular men- in contrast to the events of 9-11, the fraudulent transactions of 9-11, and destruction of evidence from Ground Zero- one might readily ascertain that these men- though separated geographically, are still very much conspiring behind the scenes.

In the February 1993 World Trade Center bombing: A man was instructed by the FBI to place a bomb in the underground parking garage of the North Tower, by parking a van laden with military-grade explosives next to a specific column- said man was suspicious that he was being used, and therefore recorded hundreds of hours of audio, wherein he captured the FBI instructing him to do everything that I've just alluded to. It doesn't matter if you believe me, see if you believe yourself when you look it up: just type in three simple words: "Salem + WTC + Recording"?, what you'll find is: Emid Ali Salem, was FBI informant who used hidden microphones given to him by Federal Bureau of Investigation agents to record his conversations with rogue agents of the bureau. A Los Angeles Times article on October 28, 1993 revealed to shocked readers details of FBI involvement in the terrorist act. But America doesn't read- yet. Louis Freeh and Patrick Fitzgerald participated in the cover-up, which, as usual, was perpetrated under the veil of an alleged 'investigation'?. You might also notice that Fitzgerald has his hands full these days, but few are aware that some sources cite that upwards of 100 clandestine operatives under the supervision of Valerie Plame who were murdered as a direct result of her cover being blown- admittedly by the current administration- and one might wonder how anyone could keep something like that a Secret. I'd suggest that interested parties inquire with Patrick Fitzgerald, or possibly Judith Miller could tell you-

More to the point, Eliot Spitzer was brought into the New York City DA's Office years ago by Michael Cherkasky, who also happens to be a major contributor to Spitzer's campaign. Who's running for New York Governor? Eliot Spitzer. Who's Spitzer allegedly investigating? Marsh & McLennan, whose CEO is Michael Cherkasky.

The Panacya company product- called "œb@ware"?- was the confluence between artificial intelligence and systems monitoring software. The software can actively & accurately predict critical events BEFORE THEY OCCUR; and has the ability to take preemptive action. The current Chief Technology Officer of Panacya is an NSA operative. As you probably know, the NSA is not just the one building in MD, it's numerous private companies like Computer Sciences Corporation and DynCorp, to whom much of the processing of the data collected on the public is outsourced by the NSA- you could even say to ensure plausible denial.

On the morning of 9-11 I witnessed activities involving vehicles- which I identified as being Intelligence- related entities. I base this instant association on the fact that when I worked in McLean, Virginia in 1998, before moving to New York City in 1999; I knew of vehicles, identically disguised as those that I saw being used at Ground Zero. Specifically, an identical counterpart of one of the vehicles, used to be stationed at the gate of the Central Intelligence Agency, during times of heightened terrorist awareness in the Washington, D.C. area. For me, it became obvious, only a few moments after the South Tower explosion, that the personnel and vehicles I was observing at Ground Zero were not there to help rescue people.

On December 24, 2002 my apartment was burglarized. There was easily $100,000 worth of fence-able loot lying around the apartment, but the only items taken were items which pertained to my investigation of 9-11: my company laptop, my video camera (which I had with me on the morning of September 11th), my global cell phone, and all of my disaster-recovery copies of my data; well, almost all of them. It was only days after the surreptitious invasion and theft, that on January 16th 2003 I was terminated by Panacya- probably in no small part due to what was found on the devices that were removed from my apartment.
My financial viability was now being brought into question. It started with American Express. Although I had a verbal agreement with them to pay in full the expenses which I had been left hanging with after an abrupt termination, my account was closed; and they called for me to pay off my card, in full, immediately. American Express and its creditors altered my credit rating, MBNA and Citibank then followed suit and closed my accounts using similar tactics. All those who black-listed me were involved in the 9-11 frauds which I'd documented on some level. Louis Freeh, is the current Chairman of Mercedes Benz North America, or MBNA- and John Deutch, former Director of Central Intelligence, is currently on the board of Citibank- and both financial entities are associated with events before-during-and after 9-11.

In June of 2003, I took a job at a software company called Legato, which traditionally provided information storage and DISASTER RECOVERY SOLUTIONS - but - specifically, they sold a compliance product which allegedly worked to prevent opportunities wherein money laundering, and other types of accounting fraud, could be exploited by corporations. My client base, I was responsible for: DynCorp, Northrop Grumman, Tyco, Worldcom, The IMF, The World Bank, and otherwise held a client base of banks, insurance companies, and government contractors.

In simplest terms, the law which is supposed to prevent these frauds from proliferating, is ironically being used to help criminals better conceal their crimes- completely obliterating the product's security and viability in the marketplace. I only discovered this because the Chief General Counsel of Tyco told me that she wanted to "destroy the audit trails and documents, not preserve them?", and I guess it struck me because I was there to help them preserve documents- as they were under SEC investigation at the time.

EMC Corporation purchased Legato on July 8, 2003 (one year to the day before Kroll was purchased by Marsh), EMC, in the case that you're not familiar, is an alleged competitor of IBM and provides hardware for data storage- among other things, as I found out.

In August 2003, I found out that one of my clients, DynCorp was engaged in the international sex-slave trade, selling women and children in various parts of the world for the purposes of prostitution, slavery, and use in snuff films; wherein they are murdered for entertainment. Search on the "United Nations +DynCorp"? and you may find that DynCorp was convicted of having sold over 200,000 women and children through this black market slave trade ! -and that's only a fraction of the illicit business they've done over the past several years.

Coincidentally, DynCorp is also partially responsible for Pentagon Accounting- which led to the $2.3 Trillion dollars announced missing on September 10, 2001. What'ss more, DynCorp is responsible for the Anthrax and Smallpox Vaccines injected into our unsuspecting and trusting Troops; and DynCorp is currently placing mercenaries around the world, collecting tens of billions in U.S. Tax Dollars via dirty contracts and in the Spring of 2006 DynCorp began the staffing of U.S. Sheriff's offices.

I had evidence that Defense Contractors and Banks in particular were plausibly using software purchases to cloak laundering activities and I now had the evidence necessary to connect the dots.

Coincidently, at that same time in April of 2003, I had in my hands evidence of hundreds of thousands of dollars being funneled to off-shore private accounts, from a company who was a partner of Oracle. I decided to call the Department of Homeland Security.

They weren't interested. Then I tried the IRS, and then the Treasury Department; they likewise expressed lackluster interest. Something was wrong: I couldn't figure out why the people allegedly hunting for the machinations of the terrorist funding weren't interested in possible and plausible instances of that type of breech in the system. I started to think that maybe the Islamic Extremist Terrorists were actually the shadow cast by a more wiley and less-obvious organization; or that possibly Al Qaeda was not really made up of Islamic Extremists at all, but rather quite the opposite- the sad truth is, that the evidence points to Corporate Fundamentalists were using the Muslim population as a scapegoat- a scapegoat which depends on total media control!

Osama bin Laden was trained in the United States, by U.S. Intelligence Agencies, sponsored by U.S. Taxpayer dollars; but few are aware that his code name was Tim Ossman- OSSman; get it? And you see, there are quite a few of these twisted little side-jokes sewn into the fabric of this ongoing fraud.

$ 1 Trillion in black-market funds are laundered through our stock market every year, few are aware HOW it's done. Technology Companies are used, in part, to obfuscate the process of laundering from the public eye; factions of the authorities charged to investigate and prosecute, are in fact, acting to protect and allow such blatantly syndicated and proliferated frauds to exist, and profit toward a market-crashing event.
The Wall Street bankers created the Intelligence Community and the Council on Foreign Relations; and in contemporary terms, it's still all the same scheme, it's called the stock market- wherein every publicly traded entity is a possible mechanism to launder dirty transactions, without investors being any the wiser- and if the American People do not stand up and demand change and reform, the Market and the Dollar will crash, and along with it America as we've known it.

Wall Street Venture capitalists pull the plug on the stocks as they please. One such venture company is called Veritas Capital, which now owns Dyncorp. (Search Dyncorp + UN + guilty + sex) to see what they're investing in, but to give you a hint, it's the ironic epitome of the Truth. -but the perfect example is Oracle Corporation, wherein they enlisted Morgan Stanley .com guru Chuck Philips over-hype its stock; when the .com market crashes- as the entire bubble was a contrived scheme from the start- Oracle in return rewards Philips with the position of President, of Oracle that is. Google is the whole .com investment scheme condensed into one stock, and it's an investor's nightmare waiting to happen. Google also is an intelligence community experiment, which captures and caches your information until 2038.

Microsoft and Oracle were Pentagon projects turned commercial. Aside from the software companies and the Federal Reserve Bankers, the only other company who is allowed to print international currency that I know of is American Express.

In 2000-2001, the SEC had investigated Legato, and in response Legato appointed a new CEO. This same CEO, was brought in to 'clean up'? Legato's accounting, also signed his company correspondence with 'Let's Roll'?, the phrase allegedly made famous by Todd Beamer on Flight 93. Coincidentally, Todd Beamer's Father was the Chief Financial Officer at Legato, working directly for the CEO who signs his correspondence 'Let's Roll'.'

In reading the 9-11 Omission Report wherein I realized just how deep the deceit of September 11th ran - from the Commission's origin, 444 days after 9-11 when Heinz Kissinger was nominated to lead it, and then he was replaced with Hess Oil, Tom Kean... Jamie Gorelick is on the board of United Technology Corporation, which is owned by Carlyle - she's also a Council on Foreign Relations Member. Bob Kerrey's involvement in the BCCI Cover-up, and the rest of the mercenary congressional representatives..

...Tesla-based weapons like H.A.A.R.P. leave a unique signature which differentiates their manifestations from those which occur in Nature- and if you know what to look for, you can identify man-made earthquakes, such as the Iranian quake which occurred one year to the day before the Indonesian Tsunamis. EM Weaponry can be used to create environments were Soft Invasions take place, as a non-confrontational way to invade hostile but poor areas like Iran, Pakistan, and Indonesia. I would recommend a documentary called "Holes in Heaven"?, wherein the scientists and patent holders for the H.A.A.R.P. project are interviewed.

Herman Hollerith's IBM tracking system led to the Jews being Tattooed with Hollerith numbers in the Concentration Camps, and that the technology later evolved into the Bar Code, and now the RFID Verichip implantable tracking device- which is funded, in no small part, by IBM.

The "9-11 Truth"? movement has been in constant turmoil: it's infested with Cointelpro and Agents Provocateur.

Law firm Motley Rice represents over 6,000 families associated with the War on Terror and has used over $12 million of his own money to "investigate"? the terrorist funding that led to 9-11, seeking to prosecute the real terrorists, or so they claim. We met with Motley Rice on two occasions, for several hours, and provided evidence pertaining to their alleged quest for the truth. After we led them through the flow of currency, and the network of perpetrators and profiteers, they agreed and admitted that we had indeed offered evidence which identified some of the very same defendants named in their court documents. However, we demonstrated that the alleged money was not flowing from Islamic Charities but rather for example, instances wherein the money was flowing through patsy organizations back to corporate entities, for instance, based out of New York, and that these same entities comprised of, for instance, the "Counterterrorism Experts? and Insurance Companies" at which time, we were ushered out and our evidence was mailed back to us. That evidence is still sealed in the Motley-Rice envelope that it was sent back in, in a secure location, along with the mp3 tracks of those meetings, wherein it is admittedly evident that Motley Rice is not seeking to find the roots of the murders of the 9-11 victims, or to seek answers for the families which they represent; rather, their actions indicate that they are acting to contain these people and to further victimize them by preventing them from finding any real answers.

$9 million odd dollars in the American Airlines and United Airlines put-options fraud that went unclaimed, and the dump-truck full of gold bricks found abandoned underneath the World Trade Center, are the best we have left to examine, since Guiliani sold the rest to China.

Watch the video: "Who Killed John O'Neill?" It is more about the ultimate purposes of the events, how they were orchestrated and achieved, and what the People can do about it. So if you're pressed for time, I'd suggest forwarding directly to Chapter 7, on Kroll Associates, as l think that you'll see that many of the most interesting and relevant correlations, in tune with the information herein, are found between there and the end of the film.

I offer the following historical time-series analysis of the symbolism of the date chosen for the attacks, and you tell me if being familiar with our own History is necessary to identifying the root-cause of the critical events which shape all of our lives:

September 11th, 1922: The League of Nations signed a post-Balfour declaration regarding the Future creation of a Zionist state; The same group responsible for this declaration, eventually created the Council on Foreign Relations,
September 11th, 1941: Ground was broken on the Pentagon- noting that it was destroyed exactly 60 years to the day later.
September 11th, 1971: construction began on both the North and South Tower-Noting that the Twin Towers were destroyed 30 years to the day after their birth.
September 11th, 1973: After Kissinger's Operation Condor set the scene, the CIA sponsored one of many coups, specifically wherein Augusto Pinochet used planes and missiles to overthrow democratically elected Salvadore Allende in Chile.
September 11th, 1991: The Infamous GHWB New World Order Speech, 11 years to the day before 9-11
September 11th, 1995: reports surface of a remote controlled plane that was crashed into the White House.
September 11th, 1998: Kenneth Starr, nephew of AIG founder C.V. Starr, sends his infamous report on Bill Clinton to Congress
(both Hilary and Bill Clinton were involved the Mena, Arkansas drug smuggling operation, but Starr didn't report on that, did he?)
September 11th, 2005: the State of Israel declares an end to their occupation of the Gaza Strip, also relating back to the September 11th 1922 root cause event. All of these events are Council on Foreign Relations activities.


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9-11 Conspiracy Theorist Determined to Find Out Who Isn’t Flushing The Toilet
07 Jun 2006
June 7, 2006

Dover, MA - Bill “The Troll” Tepfer, an associate service-department manager at Shademaster Tent & Awning Supply, has volunteer to use his “detective” skills to determine the party responsible for not flushing the second-floor toilet

“There is a ‘hidden hand’ at work here,” The Troll announced, “or in this case, ‘not at work’ flushing the toilet.”

"Someone in this company has been neglecting to flush after going to the bathroom," said The Troll, 31. "And I've been put in charge of finding out who that person is. While at first glance this might seem to have nothing to do with the 9/11 Conspiracy, that is exactly what they want you to think. I have the skills to get to the bottom of this.”

According to secretary Shelley Grabisch, three times in the past two days, various Shademaster employees have attempted to use the second-floor bathroom, only to discover toilet paper and fecal matter still in the bowl.

"It's disgusting," Grabisch said. "It's been particularly bad the last few days, but it's been going on a lot longer than that. We're talking at least every other day for a month."
The unflushed toilet has dominated office conversation of late, with Shademaster employees trading anecdotes and details of their own encounters with the toilet, as well as airing their own theories regarding who the guilty party may be.

"Everyone's very curious about who's doing it," said The Troll , who earned a Conspiracy degree from the University of Delaware in 1990. "It doesn't really make sense: How could you forget to flush? And if the person is doing it on purpose, why? What could they possibly have to gain by leaving that kind of mess?"

And it started on, you guessed it, SEPTEMBER 11.

"At first, I figured the fecal matter was being left there because it was too big to be flushed," The Troll continued. "But every time it's been discovered, it's gone right down without a problem. So we're not even talking about a situation where somebody clogs the toilet and then runs away in embarrassment."

The Troll has begun checking the toilet at regular one-hour intervals, but he has had little luck. At 1 p.m. Tuesday, he checked and found it properly flushed, but 10 minutes later, a coworker called him back to the area to show him the toilet filled with copious amounts of toilet paper and bodily waste.

"I could hang around outside the bathroom and try to catch the culprit in the act, but I'd pretty much have to be there around the clock," The Toll said. "Besides, everybody knows I've been assigned this task, so the guilty party probably wouldn't even use the bathroom if they saw me nearby. I've also considered directly asking everyone, but I just can't imagine what I'd say."

"I've gleaned that it usually happens in the early afternoon," The Troll said. "They're probably doing it right when they get back from lunch."

"Really, it could be anyone in this whole building," The Troll added. The Israeli Mossad has agents all over the US, so they could be directly involved with this demoralizing attack on an American work place.
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
The toilet story is the most informative and factual item posted this week! Keep up the great hard-hitting and intense journalism.
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
I am not an "assistant" manager, I am a manger in training.

You seem to know a lot about this situation...are you the "secret defecator?"
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
He who smelt it, dealt it!
When there's blood on your hands, just LAUGH it off!
07 Jun 2006
Ho ho ho! Genuinely funny stuff and NO misspellings. Not too shabby, Penn! Or is it Teller? I forget which is the one who doesn't talk and which is the one who cites Popular Mechanics (the new Talmud) in his lame attempts a la Dennis Miller to laugh America into pant-wetting fear of Islamofascism. Who's Dennis Miller, I hear the children saying. And to be honest I think I remember him having a beard, but that may in fact be Wolf Blitzer I'm thinking about. Anyway, speaking of fecal matter, I guess the Mossad, like JTLeRoy (not the first bit of fiction printed by the New York Times http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B06E1DC133EF936A1575AC0A), is more fiction than real. When over one hundred Israelis were deported after 9/11, and the FBI said that "the connection between these Israelis and 9/11 is classified", it was really just to avoid exposing a ring of comedians that had been touring the US posing as, among other things, art students. Judith Miller, on the other hand, is a legitimate journalist employed by the Times, and only does comedy on the side, like so many of the writers for the Simpsons. So Zionists have this thing for lying, AND being funny. Does it matter really whether the Zionists are laughing with you, or AT you? Everyone knows, after all, that every Jewish person, ESPECIALLY Zionists, is holy, Chosen by G-d to bring joy and laughter to the world, not to spy, lie and deny. It is a matter of historical record, despite what Neo Nazis claim, that not a single Jew, ESPECIALLY not a Zionist, has ever committed a crime. Go ahead and try to find any evidence! You can even look inside world trade center building 7, which was never hit by an airplane and never collapsed. You will find NO evidence of ANY wrongdoing. People who claim that WTC7 was destroyed on purpose and quickly rebuilt are just anti-semites who hate Larry Silverstein's freedoms, JUST LIKE the ISLAMOFASCISTS. See? The joke IS on all you haters. Nyah nyah!
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
Except for adding a few phrases about 9/11 and Mossad, Xenagogue Vicene's post is plagiarized from an old issue of the Onion. It is funny, but please, cite your sources. Anonymous plagiarism is pointless. And how about September 11, 1975? My brother-in-law's birthday?
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
Oh, come on, who cares about the sources...

This is meant for a laugh....I would think "plagarism" involves some gain. This is not handed in as an assignment.

It is more like not flushing the toilet just to irritate people.
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the toilet>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the toilet>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Re: bush did 911
07 Jun 2006
While some might see the logic in an attempt to stick it to "the Man" by refusing to flush after taking a dump, others see it as a positive affirmation of people who want to protect the Earth and save fragile resources like water.

Look out for #1 by leaving #2!
Re: bush did 911
08 Jun 2006
This is funny stuff.
If a lot of what you read on here was printed on paper - it would be toilet paper!
Well a Cave Troll didn't do it from a Cave in Afganistan
08 Jun 2006
If you believe a Caveman (Bin Laden) did this from a Cave in Afganistan, I've got an Iceberg to sell you in Death Valley. When something big happens people should ask the question, Who benefits? That's the question Romans asked whenever an Emperor was assassinated. Who benefits? Get a good look at the Record Profits for Big Oil, International Drug Trafficking, and Defense Spending and you will see those around George W. Bush benefit handsomely. As did the GOP. America became the USSA overnight. A bastard Child or this is of course Islamism. Not Muslims in general.
Re: Bush Did Flush
08 Jun 2006
If bears defacate in the woods, it makes sense that if Osama Bin Laden is in a Cave in Pakistan, then that is probably where he defecates. And he uses his left hand to wipe, as is commanded in the Qran. Look it up.
Re: bush did 9TentothefirstPower1
08 Jun 2006
There was a forshadowing of these events in an episode of the Simpsons.

Homer must use the bathroom, and goes to the top of one of the two World Trade Center Towers. The bathroom is 'out of order' - he almost explodes and rushes to the twin tower. Just about all that's left of the World Trade Center towers is that Simpsons episodes, and some 'directors cut' DVD's of "Spiderman."

And when did that Simpsons episode air? You guessed it Sept 11.