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Dick & Hyde Cheney - the twins need your help! (english) |
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by kevin doy |
13 Oct 2003
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spare them a life of horrible agony, please send donations for the surgery! |
 spare them a life of horrible agony, please send donations for the surgery! |
imagine the pain, the horror, of two brains writhin desperately to convince the world that "infinite war" for his own profit is a GOOD THING!
was it his fault that he, Rumsfeld, Richard Perle and their cohorts came up with a detailed plan years in advance? was his complete outline of the invasion of Iraq, siezure of its assets, and the unification of the interests of weapons manufacturers with religious zealots BAD? or just the result of the hideous twitching of two nervous systems born conjoined in the depths of his brain?
sure, the Project for a New American Century is nothing but neo-colonialism, fascism, designed to terrorize the populace and convice them that genocide, along with the destruction of all international treaties, is in OUR interest... we know it's all horrible vicious crap, printed for all to read: http://www.pnac.info/
but take pity on the monster! look at him! doctors can help him, surgically, by removing the evil twin, Hyde, and sending him to an institution where he will be HELPED.
have mercy!
and send your money today to the "Seperate the Cheney Twins" fund:
checks payable to: Col. O. North
Shrimp Hunter Enterprises
12 Blue Lagoon Drive
Miami, FL
Thank you all, and god bless amerika! |
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