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News ::
29 Mar 2001
Poetry Release from members of The Warrior Poet Society.
Occupant of Whitehouse Busted. Public Warned:
Perpetrator Still At-large.
For Immediate Release


Today, members of The Warrior Poet Society

Accused the Present Occupant of the Whitehouse

Of operating a government without a license,

As well as operation of a government

In really poor taste.

Warrior Poet spokesperson, Frank Penn, said:

“The Occupant seems to have no rhyme or reason

for his erratic behavior”.

Pointing to recent anti-environmental pronouncements

Emanating from the Whitehouse, Penn went on

To describe the Occupant’s behavior as “obviously impaired”

And said that the Occupant is a hazard to other operators

And to the Public at-large.

Citing yesterdays announcement by a Whitehouse aide

That they are “backing away” from the Kyoto Climate Change Treaty

Penn added, “We observed the operator performing a reckless maneuver.

After running a check on him, we found he had been cited the previous week

For excessive CO2 emissions. So, we busted his ass.”

The summons is being delivered today by registered mail.

At press time the Occupant was unavailable for comment.

Since the Occupant’s vehicle was not impounded

Due to a clerical error, he remains at-large.

The Public is advised to avoid any contact with the Occupant

And to immediately report any suspicious activity to

The Warrior Poet Society.


For further information:
See also: ("Warrior Poets")
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