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POETS SUMMON WHITEHOUSE OCCUPANT
Email: valeoftheoaks (nospam) hotmail.com
Address: Planet Earth
29 Mar 2001
Poetry Release from members of The Warrior Poet Society.
Occupant of Whitehouse Busted. Public Warned:
Perpetrator Still At-large.
For Immediate Release
POETS SUMMON WHITEHOUSE
Today, members of The Warrior Poet Society
Accused the Present Occupant of the Whitehouse
Of operating a government without a license,
As well as operation of a government
In really poor taste.
Warrior Poet spokesperson, Frank Penn, said:
“The Occupant seems to have no rhyme or reason
for his erratic behavior”.
Pointing to recent anti-environmental pronouncements
Emanating from the Whitehouse, Penn went on
To describe the Occupant’s behavior as “obviously impaired”
And said that the Occupant is a hazard to other operators
And to the Public at-large.
Citing yesterdays announcement by a Whitehouse aide
That they are “backing away” from the Kyoto Climate Change Treaty
Penn added, “We observed the operator performing a reckless maneuver.
After running a check on him, we found he had been cited the previous week
For excessive CO2 emissions. So, we busted his ass.”
The summons is being delivered today by registered mail.
At press time the Occupant was unavailable for comment.
Since the Occupant’s vehicle was not impounded
Due to a clerical error, he remains at-large.
The Public is advised to avoid any contact with the Occupant
And to immediately report any suspicious activity to
The Warrior Poet Society.
For further information:
http://www.efmedia.org ("Warrior Poets")