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BIKES STOLEN IN BOSTON
Email: iheartcash (nospam) yahoo.com
25 Jul 2004
at least 4 bikes were stolen last night in allston, please keep an eye out for them
Last night at least 4 bikes were stolen in allston and JP. People stealing bikes is a regular (and really sh*tty) occurance, but we have descriptions for them. If you could please keep an eye out for these, you're a better person for it (and can probably also get a reward out of it!)
the following three were taken from Linden street:
"light blue spray painted schwinn frame with hot pink grips on straight bars, single speed, one rear brake, brake cord held together with twisty ties. (translation, SH*TTY bike, why would you want it if you were anyone but me? it looks like a peice of godamn cotton candy)
metallic blue univega road bike with multiple gears, bars that curve slightly upward, in much better condition than the first one"
"this is probably the most identifyable bike EVER-
-yellow, open frame with a "executive" sticker on the down tube
-blue/purple paint splattered all over the frame
- a yellow "this bike is a pipe bomb" sticker
-rainbow straws on the wheel spokes (the bastards might have taken them off)
-straight, un-taped metal handlebars with only a front brake
-single speed conversion from 10 speeds"
"On Saturday Morning between 4am and 10am a pink bianchi fixed gear was stolen from a front porch on centre st. in jamaica plain. if anyone knows the whereabouts of said bike please let us know.
Also feel free to beat the shit out of the fuck-head who stole it. Reward if found...especially if you can bring back the thief with you...an angry mob with torches awaits. Thanks everyone!
*Pink/Salmon Bianchi Frame approx 58cm (only about 2 of these exist in boston)
*matched aero hubs on FIR rims
*chrome handlbars (no tape/cork)
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