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'Get out of Iraq free' card not issued by Michael Moore
13 Oct 2004
To Appear in a future The Onion:
Contrary to frequent rumors among enlisted US troops, Michael Moore has not issued cards each promising to allow one service member to pass through Iraq's insurgent-controlled areas on their way out of the country. Disheartened hundreds will have to consider other alternatives to the 'new underground railroad' falsely rumored to shelter AWOL troops on their way to hidden lives far from their homes, but also far from an enraged, increasingly armed and increasingly co-ordinated Iraqi citizenry.

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Comments

Brian? You are just like Bush! A liar!
14 Oct 2004
There is no such card. YOU my friend, are another right-wing LIAR!
End the goddamn war! It's wrong. It's killing too many soldiers! And if it keeps continuing? The draft is around the corner!
Re: 'Get out of Iraq free' card not issued by Michael Moore
14 Oct 2004
Hi 'Don't BS',

This is meant to be a joke. Sorry to have ticked you off; I meant to give folks a few chuckles. 'The Onion' is a spoof newspaper on the web.
Re: 'Get out of Iraq free' card not issued by Michael Moore
14 Oct 2004
Hi 'Don't BS',

This is meant to be a joke. Sorry to have ticked you off; I meant to give folks a few chuckles. 'The Onion' is a spoof newspaper on the web.