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CIA Dissolved, US Withdraws from World Bank
by Jon Chance
Email: jpchance (nospam) egroups.com
Address: 72 Peterborough Street, Boston MA 02215 USA
18 Apr 2002
Modified: 19 Apr 2002
The Real Deal....
April 18th, 2002
My Fellow Americans,
Let's not beat around the bush.
I, Jonathan P. Chance, hereby accept the Citizens Executive Administration's selection as the provisional President of the United States of America.
Although previously a candidate in the 2002 Congressional "election", I hereby withdraw my candidacy so as to deal more directly with the urgent circumstances that have transpired since September 11th, 2001.
As the former Chief of Staff of the Citizens Executive Administration (CEA-USA), I must hand the torch of these duties to the CEA's Deputies so as to accept the duties of the CEA's former provisional President, Linda Jones, who was murdered among thousands of others in the 9-11 attack upon the United States by terrorists in the DoD, the CIA, the Mossad and their ultimate paymasters, the World Bank Group.
All of these terrorist organizations are under investigation by lawful elements in the FBI, the DIA, the Department of State, and an independent global intelligence network.
The CIA has been dissolved, and the United States is withdrawing from the World Bank Group.
All agents and assets of the CIA, the Mossad, the World Bank Group or their associates must surrender to the DIA, the FBI or the Army.
Let us rewind the clock a mere two years to Election Fraud 2000 to understand the dangerous absurdity that has fallen upon the United States and the international community.
Although the tragic undermining of American's path toward democracy has a complex history, Election Fraud 2000 was the last straw that paradoxically broke the back of the very oligarchy that originated the fraud of American "democracy".
Election Fraud 2000 demonstrated – more than ever – the absurd mockery of lawful democracy and the American Republic.
First, the small minority of citizens who "vote" were provided with two corporate-controlled "viable" candidates who represent the same interests – deceptive money, brutal power, and the private transnational entities who have controlled most of the world for hundreds of years.
Second, since the majority of Americans know that so-called "elections" of bribed and blackmailed politicians do not represent US, most Americans do not bother engaging in the farce of American "democracy".
Third, as was witnessed by all, there were no genuine, public and open Presidential debates.
Forth, in a complex fraud that has been under investigation for many years, the so-called "Supreme Court" as well as America's electronic vote-tabulation machinery – both controlled by transnational corporations – have been manipulated in such a way as to prevent the election of any President who represents the citizens of America rather han corporations, banks, holding companies and other privileged interests.
Thus, in October 2000, no legitimate President was elected, no legitimate Cabinet was appointed, and the United States has no lawful government recognized by the corporate monopoly media. Election Fraud 2000 was part of a long history of the hijacking of America's path toward democracy.
Among other dangers, the result of this theft is that the United States is engaged in another unlawful and obscured world war that – if continued – will not only destroy the potential of America to become a genuine, peaceful and prosperous democracy, but could destroy all of human civilization.
All of former President Linda Jones' declarations – co-drafted and implemented by the CEA-USA and announced in January 2001 -
- remain in full force, with the exception of the several proposed Cabinet members who have resigned or been dismissed.
Although I'd prefer to be engaged in other vocations, the precarious circumstances of global events has forced me to accept the provisional Presidency of the United States of America until legitimate elections are held.
Should anyone care to challenge my Presidency, you know where to find me, and I'm willing and prepared to accept any honorable one-on-one duels with Presidential pretenders.
The Citizens Executive Administration is in the process of re-configuring our Cabinet, and all well-informed, non-partisan recommendations are welcome.
The choice is ours, and the time is now.
Jonathan P. Chance
President of the United States
President Jones Orders US Troops Out of Foreign Territories
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - BRING 'EM HOME
January 25th, 2001
President of the United States
My Fellow Americans,
As stated simply and eloquently by President Eisenhower, "Every gun that is fired, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its labourers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."
Today we all face difficult choices. Bombarded and confused by a storm of corporate disinformation, we're routinely led toward our own self-destruction as individuals and as a society.
But if we're to survive our present crisis and prosper in future years, we must pray in silence, listen to our conscience, and act according to the laws of nature and common sense. In the name of God, America, our children, our dogs, our cats and planet Earth, I ask you to ask yourself some simple questions:
Must we continue on the path toward economic, nuclear, biochemical and ecological self-destruction? Or shall we reallocate our energies and resources toward building a prosperous, peaceful, sustainable and genuine democracy?
Must we irresponsibly follow the orders of corrupt politicians appointed by the machinery of inhuman, dictatorial, transnational corporations? Or shall we responsibly seize control of our own lives and our own communities?
Who, if anyone, shall we recognize as a legitimate President of the most powerful state on Earth? If only 10% of the American people voted for do-nothing Al Bore, and another 10% voted for draft-dodging King George Jr., whom does the vast majority of Americans choose to be their primary representative and leader?
Why do we allow a gang of corrupt, spineless, power-addicted, white-collar criminals – on the dole of corporate bribes – sit in the seats of "our" Congress and "our" courts? If the corporate-recognized "US Cabinet" is as obviously illegitimate as it is, who is the genuine American citizens' Administration?
Since nobody else seems to have the guts to step up to bat, I've reluctantly done so and unilaterally appointed transpartisan, highly qualified US Cabinet of the Citizens Executive Administration of the United States of America.
The Secretaries of Disinformation - all accredited criminals - have been issued corporate orders to escalate the illegal war against the citizens of the United States and the people of the Third World. Review the Geneva Conventions, UN Charter, US Constitution, Nuremberg Principles, common sense and natural law if confirmation is required. The corporate orders, like the recent US "elections" are a test to see how misinformed and brainwashed the American public and our US military have become:
Will the US provoke angry and abused individuals, groups or nations into detonating miniature nuclear bombs or releasing invisible bioweapons at military and civilian targets? Or shall we follow common sense, desist from making enemies around the world, and do something more productive with ourselves?
Such is the great test the Secretaries of Disinformation have put to you. Will you self-destruct - like the passive victims of the Gulf War Syndrome - or will you survive and prosper - like the productive citizens of Sweden or Switzerland?
Representing the 80% of American people who did not vote for either of the corporate-appointed candidates - as the somewhat more legitimate President of the United States - I hereby order all US military personnel, overt and covert, to remove yourselves from foreign territories and resume your duties as defenders of the United States right here in the United States.
THE REAL DEAL
Once retrieved from your hazardous and counter-productive predicaments in foreign lands, you shall be assigned - or self-assigned - to productive, genuine American defense duties:
- Build affordable housing with Habitat for Humanity and
numerous other housing organizations.
- Build a nationwide high-speed rail system with Amtrak and numerous associated subcontractors.
- Restore the biodynamic agricultural capacity of American soil with the Department of Agriculture, the Bioneers and other public or private enterprises.
- Build wind turbines, photovoltaics and other renewable energy technologies with the Department of Energy and numerous private enterprises such as ASE Americas, AstroPower, Bergey WindPower, BP Solar, Kyocera Solar, Evergreen, NEG Micon, Photowatt, Siemens Solar, Solar Energy International, Southwest Windpower, Unisolar, Zond Power Systems - and even Honeywell, Lockheed-Martin and other weapons manufacturers should they redirect more of their resources from pro-death to pro-life technologies.
- Convert automobiles, trucks, aircraft and related infrastructure from fossil-fueled systems to solar-electric and solar-hydrogen systems with the Department of Transportation and numerous private enterprises.
- Train Americans in civil defense strategies and tactics.
- Broadcast informative programs on community-access television - and on corporate-controlled television if you're able to seize it from private monopoly bankers.
- Assist municipal governments in issuing US Notes – genuine, public, legal-tender US dollars backed and issued by ecological reality rather than the Federal Reserve Corporation's fractional-reserve, private, debt-backed, pyramid banking scheme.
- Create industrial cooperatives, and challenge the rule of corporate monopolists.
- Relax with friends and family during your generous paid vacation time.
Why suffer the collapse of the old bubble economy when you can participate in building the new productive economy?
Troops! Turn off that corporate-controlled TV. Surf the web for independent, worldwide news. Tune into reality and common sense. Question the commands of your "leaders" if they're still brainwashed by anti-life, anti-American corporate monopolists.
Troops! Get your asses back home. We need you here to defend us from the hostile onslaught of transnational, Stalinist, monopolistic corporations.
Got guts? Then get your butts in gear, guys and gals. It's show time, folks!
President of the United States
ELECT YOURSELF! ACT LOCALLY - ACT GLOBALLY.
Citizens Executive Administration
of the United States of America
Breaking ex-KGB News
by Pyotr Krassov
(No verified email address)
18 Apr 2002
Ten minutes ago Russian President annonced on Russian TV
he shall not permit anybody to dissolve CIA. President Putin looking nervous and a bit stottering told interviewer he belived it will not serve the peace between african nations. He was also sceptical about candidate Chance.
Putin pointed out that Chance contrary to President Bush
cannot speak even a word of Russian and does not want to employ in his future office a bloodthirsty Russian virgin whom Putin had chosen among Moscow police attendants.
Putin told further he favors for the Oval Office Mister
Nathan Scharansky who may begin configuring the history of
United States of America after finishing shoulder to shoulder with Ariel Sharon burying children killed in
Jewish-American concentraion camps in the ex-Holy Land.
These were the breaking news.
Hacking & Assassinations
by Jon Chance
jpchance (nospam) egroups.com (unverified)
19 Apr 2002
Well, isn't that interesting.... Guess the "Big Boys" are really pushing their psyops.
Although my Yahoo eGroup's have been marginally hacked for a while (apparently by terrorists posing as "Democrats"), look at the way message 784 "Errors With TEA Spreadsheet" mysteriously reappeared although I only posted it as message 767 on April 12th (during the World Bank Group's attempted coup in Venezuela).
(Incidentally, my birthday is April 11th. And those 767s from Boston supposedly piloted by Arabs from the taxi garage down my street.... Hmmmmm.... No, that's just paranoia. Surely I'm obsessed with nonsense like
(Classified investigations of 9-11 have been done, but are not available to the public. Your tax-money at work, eh?)
Anyway, I posted corrections to the TEA spreadsheet in message 776 "Real Money = Real Prosperity" on April 14th:
That attached spreadsheet seems intact, and the corrections still stand.
But misleading future messages might be sent from my Yahoo email if the "Big Boys" captured my password. If you're observant, you can tell the difference between my messages and those of the psyops fellas.
Tragically, it's reported that several of our potential industrial partners were killed in an airline crash yesterday. Among other things, they mass-produce lithium-ion batteries that make electric vehicles outperform gasoline-powered cars. Gee... another coincidence?
We suggest nobody fly. Aircraft are very easy to shoot down. The CIA does it all the time. And if you drive, brush up on your defensive driving skills and/or request a well-trusted police escort.
For May Day, we particularly wish the Bilderberg Group good luck with your next meeting! I'm sure it will be fun, since your insecurity guys are so ethusiastic about the New World Odor.
Too bad I can't attend, despite "Dr Nathan Rahmilevitch's" oblique invitations (+31 20 616 7269 or +31 20 616 7468) to meet some strangers with super-cheap oil from Yemen. I've no more time to get involved with such doomed situations.
Paranoia is now dismissed. Let the World Banksters destroy themselves!
Hurry up and get your local TEA systems going so the inevitable financial collapse won't hurt, but heal.
Here is my analysis
(No verified email address)
19 Apr 2002
Chance, can you be any more self-centered and ego-driven?
No one cares about your paranoid delusions. You'd better watch out for the boogie man under in your closet though.
Centered or Un-Centered?
by Jon Chance
jpchance (nospam) egroups.com (unverified)
19 Apr 2002
Humans are all narcissistic to some degree. Even Marxists, Adam Smith and the Dali Lama!
The real question is if you're self-centered or self-uncentered.
If you're un-centered, you're likely to be among the mass of blind lemmings falling over the cliff.
If you're healthy and self-centered, you might do your best to shepherd blind lemmings away from self-destruction.
Not that it matters, but I do understand more Russian than the corporate media's puppet-President, Dubya.
And Putin is okay (even if he's not fluent in English). He's doing what needs to be done to protect Russia from another raping by the World Bank Group and their henchmen. He's no lemming.
Anyway, here's a letter from a fellow narcissist:
I woke up in Tampa, Florida, yesterday, picked up the
Sunday newspaper, and there it was: the New York Times
today had declared that, for the fourth week in a row,
"Stupid White Men" is the #1 book in the country.
I am out of explanations at this point as to how this
thing has stayed atop on the Times bestseller list for
All this has occurred in spite of a virtual press blackout on the book.
Or maybe because of it. The more the book is ignored by
the media, the better it does. So, if you are a newspaper
editor or a TV producer, PLEASE do NOT pay any attention to
Just because more Americans are reading it than any other book in the country for the past month should NOT persuade you to ask crazy questions of yourselves like, "How can this be happening when the 'President' has the highest approval ratings ever?"
Just concern yourselves with repeating your mantra of the past 7 months - "America Loves Bush! America Loves Bush!" It's a comforting mantra, one that seems to bring you solace at a time of journalistic confusion.
It's also simple and easy to repeat - and it means that you don't have to go out and do the work you are supposed to do (like rooting out the Enron-backed criminals in the White House or finding out what really happened before and after September 11th).
The front page of the Tampa Tribune yesterday was all
ablaze with the news about the convention of Florida's
Democrats on Saturday in Orlando. There was a color photo
of a smiling, waving Al Gore. Lieberman was there and so
was Kerry and a host of other stars of the Democratic
Party. About 2,500 Floridians were in attendance.
But in Tampa, on that same night, I was looking out from
the stage at the Sun Dome at a crowd of nearly 7,000 people
who had come to the "Democracy Rising" rally organized by
Ralph Nader. Tampa has now produced the largest crowd of
the book tour (I signed the 2000th book of the evening
somewhere around 2am). This is 3 times the crowd that the
Democrats got and, again, there is virtually no coverage.
But remember - it NO LONGER MATTERS that most of the
media ignores the real news. It no longer matters because
much of the media has chosen to make itself irrelevant
through its lazy reporting, sleazy presentation, its
obedience to the corporate agenda, and all the blowhard
pundits who scream out their useless opinions. A political
shift has occurred in the country and the media has
completely missed it.
We have become a nation where the majority of citizens are very liberal and progressive on the issues. The majority of Americans now call themselves pro-environment, pro-choice, pro-labor, and anti-Big Business.
154 milliom out of the 200 million voters in this country did NOT cast a vote fo George W. Bush. That is the
America in which we now live. Liberal progressive, and sick
of the stupid white men who run the country.
Hey, here's something that you haven't seen on the Fox
Nuisance Channel - there are now over 140 college campuses
in the U.S. with an active student Green organization. The
Green kids in Florida are everywhere and their numbers are
among the largest. You wouldn't think so, not after the
blame that was heaped on the Greens for causing Gore to
"lose" Florida. But they are building a mass movement, and
the turnout I saw in Tampa was proof to me that there is a
ruckus afoot in America, and if it's rockin' in a place
like central Florida, then it's happening just down the
street from where you live.
The Democrats could have stopped this. They could have
spent the past two years fighting to raise the minimum wage
or to lower the amount of pollutants spewed into the air or
to call for a Special Prosecutor to investigate Bush and
But, no. The Democrats have spent their time trying to
act like Republicans, thinking that's how they will win
back the House this November. Note to Democrats: You will
not win the House by being your usual weak, lame-o selves.
The Greens will deny you the chance you have had to take
charge. Until you get a clue, the Greens will thrive and
grow. You want to avoid a repeat of 2000? Fight for the
working people of this country! You want to stop the
Greens? Act like a real Democrat!
Stand up for something! Do the math: A couple of thousand
in Orlando come to see the stars of the Democratic Party,
while, at the same exact moment, nearly three times that
number is in Tampa to cheer on a progressive agenda - which
is greater? If the Democrats can't add 2+2, then they are
I should also mention that Tampa is the command
headquarters for the war on Afghanistan. It's all done via
remote control from the comfort of Florida's beautiful Gulf
coast. How many civilians have we killed now? I believe the
last number I read, it was more than the civilians who died
on September 11th. Oh, I know the Bush boys over at Macdill
Air Force Base have their rationalization as to why, in
wartime, sometimes civilians have to die. The terrorists of
9-11 had their rationalizations, too. Everybody's got
their rationalizations. Well, here's mine - there is NO
rationalization for the killing of other human beings
except in the rare and extreme cases of true self-defense.
Today is the beginning of National Library Week. As many
of you know by now, it was a single librarian who saved my
book from the corporate shredder. In the next day or so, I
will send you another letter telling you about what she
did and what you can do to support the libraries of this
Thanks again to everyone for your support. I'm in
Oklahoma City and Norman, Oklahoma, tonight (4/15). I head
to Canada to the University of Toronto tomorrow night
(Tuesday), and I'll be in the Northwest later in the week.
Hope to see many of you there.
Detroit Tigers fan
PS. I have just landed in Dallas and turned on the TV. A
representative from the humanitarian aid group, Oxfam, is
describing the massacre of Palestinian civilians and
children by the Israeli army in the Jenin refugee camp. It
is shocking and horrifying when terrorism is committed by
desperate suicide bombers. It's beyond belief when that
terrorism is committed as an organized act by an avowed
democratic state. Twenty Palestinians lined up against a
wall and executed? Ten-year old children burned to death
after soldiers set their homes on fire? Are we funding
this? Yes, bring to justice those specific individuals who
have committed acts of murder against Israelis citizens.
But execute the innocent? Has everyone gone insane? What
are we going to do to put a stop to this? For God's sake,
we can't wait for Bush to find out where the West Bank is
located on a map.