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News ::
Terrorists Request Assistance!
26 Jul 2002
Modified: 27 Jul 2002
It seems the trillions these white-collar terrorists
have stolen don't cover their corporate-government
expenses. They're requesting funds for hygiene
supplies in the prison-industrial complex. Perhaps
they'd like a bar of soap at Carlyle Group prices.
My Fellow Citizens,

Today, I - President Chance - received a handwritten
letter from Paul Wolfowitz & Associates - the armchair
terrorists who orchestrated the 9-11 attack and
innumerable other atrocities in the United States and
throughout the world.

Apparently, Paul, Richard, Ariel, Benyamin, Henry,
Dick, Donald, George, Tom, Rudolph, Hillary, William,
John, other "Big Boys" and their local crime lords are
in a "correctional center".

Personally, I believe they would be best off in a
concentration camp - perhaps in Cuba or the Arctic
Zone - to concentrate on correcting themselves without
squandering more of our resources. As I've always
said, "Earth First! Love it or leave it!"

It seems the trillions these white-collar terrorists
have stolen don't cover their corporate-government
expenses. They're requesting funds for hygiene
supplies in the prison-industrial complex. Perhaps
they'd like a bar of soap at Carlyle Group prices.

So, if you have any of those counterfeit "U.S.
dollars" that the Federal Reserve Bank creates out of
nothing (but debt and terrorism), please send them a
postal money order.

Agents in the FBI, NSA, DIA, INSA, Interpol, the local
sheriff and other citizens are requested to ensure
that Paul Wolfowitz & Associates are not receiving any
unlawful cruel or unusual punishment. Thank you.

Jonathan P. Chance
President of the United States

jpchance (at) egroups.com
http://egroups.com/group/jpchance

*************

[neo-NAZI-USA 34 envelope]
[+ $0.03 metered 7/25/02]
Scott Smith [hostage?]
[a/k/a Paul Wolfowitz & Associates]
278891 IMU D19
191 Constantine Way
Aberdeen WA 98520-9504

Greetings + Good Health!!
Been in prison for over 20 years for crimes I did not
commit. Over the many years I've been treated quite
rudely by prisoners + staff. I do not comfortably fit
into this particular lifestyle. The onerous and
oppressive gov't houses me in isolation control units
for behavior modification. I seek association or
assistance in the initiation of a non-profit
organization to obtain financial aid for basic human
needs (soap, toothpaste, etc.) and possible legal help
regarding conditions of confinement or release.
However, after being in prison so long, I wouldn't
know where to go or what to do if released. Nearing
50 years old my days become longer and lonelier.
Please help me.

Stay Strong In Struggle -
Humbly -
Scott

P.S. A postal money order for hygiene supplies would
be greatly appreciated. Thanx.
See also:
egroups.com/group/jpchance/links
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Please Save Earth Forests
27 Jul 2002
Dear Mister President,

Please do not forget - dollars are printed on a special paper. Please intervene to stop using African, Brazilian, Canadian and Russian forests for this filthy governmental printing activity!..You are the only person not to be afraid to undertake a real action.
Well, nobody needs today any wood to produce dollars.
Scientists in the supersecret Israel Research Institute of
the American Downfall (IRIAD), based in Ber-Sheeva and affiliated with the Saudi Arabian Riad University, found the method to print american dollars processing ordinary sand. Saudis have funded this program 12 years ago thinking it shall bring more money to the Kingdom than all their gas and crude oil. Very clever!..It shall be easy to print bucks there and later ship them to USA in the 200,000 MT
tankers, well washed of residual crude. And it is much cheaper than bringing printed dollars from Sahara desert.
Imagin the quantity of camels Federal Reserve would need !
But for the moment - the Earth woods cry for your help,
Mister President !