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The John Poindexter Awareness Office (JPAO) Opens (english)
by The Resistance
29 Nov 2002
Visit the John Poindexter Awareness Office.
The John Poindexter Awareness Office (JPAO)
information is power
The JPAO is an important anti-fascist operation of the Resistance.
We seek total information awareness about the personal lives, purchases,
relationships, entertainment interests, reading habits, and travels of each and
every employee of DARPA. As the cutting edge of the fascist attack upon
our rights and privacy, DARPA employees pose a significant risk to the safety of
our democracy. It is our hope that total awareness of all details of the
lives of all DARPA employees will aid in our patriotic task of keeping America
safe for democracy.
Unlike the IAO, the JPAO cannot rely on high technology tools and backdoor
access to information. However, we can rely upon the average American to
do his or her duty in reporting all activities of DARPA employees to our good
offices. Whether you are a simple checkout clerk in a mini-mart, video
rental store, book store, or magazine shop; whether you are a prostitute or a
pimp; whether you are an elevator operator or an online bookstore shipping
clerk, you can help us by keeping your eyes open and reporting the purchases and
activities of America's fascists.
As we learn the names of DARPA officials, we will track down photos and
dedicate a page to each. We encourage our readers to review the faces of
these "persons of interest" and report back should you witness a
purchasing, entertainment, or personal event. This information will be
made publicly available in the interest of national security.