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Junky and Mental Case Stump Super Patriotic Bullies (english)
13 Nov 2003
Modified: 14 Nov 2003
Today in Boston an intravenous drug user and a head case managed to stump a supposedly power cyberstalking organization.
Today in Boston an intravenous drug user and a head case managed to stump a supposedly powerful cyberstalking organization.
This follows on the heels of other recent defeats of Super Patriotic Bullies including the discovery that Rush Limbaugh has a drug problem and that Ann Coulter is a man.
If a junky and wacko can manage to disrupt an entity a powerful as KOBE, no Republican is safe.


Just wait until I get back on my medication. (english)
13 Nov 2003
If you think my propaganda is outrageous, just wait!
KOBE found wandering Harvard Square. (english)
13 Nov 2003
A man with piss stains on the font of his pants was found rolling about in the pit, cursing DeVoy and praying to Satan for salvation. When confronted by the police, he explained that he heard DeVoy's voice in his head. DeVoy's disembodied voice echoing through the chambers of KOBE's empty head kept whispering something about selling the huge measurements of Doug Lenat's belt size to foreign terrorists from Canada who planned to use this secret information to create a large inflatable Doug Lenat, filled with the methane of a thousand cows, with the intent of floating it into George Bush's ranch. The Secret Service was notified. Men in black suits invaded Boston, pausing frequently before mirrors to check out their backsides. Realizing that Harvard Square was not in Boston (after conducting a one million dollar intelligence study contracted out to Haliburton), they arrived in Harvard Square only to find KOBE humping a lamp post and mumbling something about gerbils.
Tommy's not so bad. (english)
13 Nov 2003
When he was a boy, Dad and Mom ignored him. He spent all of his time playing video games. The world became a conflict between good and evil. He can't help it. He's mentally stumped.
Don't ask what my hand's doing down there. (english)
13 Nov 2003
Disappointed. (english)
13 Nov 2003
I was disappointed when KOBE pulled down his pants. After all of the bravado on KOBEHQ, I expected something more. I have real needs and twigs just don't cut it. So girl friends, if you're looking for a real man, stay away from Tommy.
See that pole. (english)
13 Nov 2003
Yup, it's all me. I'm the man!
Is that Tom Lasswell? (english)
14 Nov 2003
Hmmm. He runs this Graphine Systems thing? If so, he's doing a whole lot better than you are, isnt he, DeVoy? He's not a KOBE, but if he is running a consulting firm at 20 years old, he sure would be welcome!
Yeah, nothing beats the drug business. (english)
14 Nov 2003
Crack, XTC, whatever you need.