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Commentary :: Human Rights
Saddam and Osama for America?
28 Dec 2003
Saddam would probably be a Democrat, since he's a national socialist. Osama would probably be a Republican, since he's a religious conservative....
If Iraq becomes the 53rd State of the US (assuming Puerto Rico was effectively the 51st and Israel the 52nd), can Saddam Hussein run for President of the United States?

If so, Saddam would probably be a Democrat, since he's a national socialist, and he's clearly more qualified than any other contenders.

And if Saudi Arabia becomes the 54th State, can Osama bin Laden run as well?

Osama would probably be a Republican, since he's a religious conservative. But since there's little difference between the parties, perhaps Saddam & Osama can run a "bipartisan" Administration.

It's about time America again has Presidents with beards, don't you think? Are there any other candidates more experienced, intelligent, honest and charismatic than Saddam & Osama for America?

- Jon Chance
See also:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/JPChance
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Time-Energy-Accounting

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WORLD OF OZ...
28 Dec 2003
What about the Marshall Islands? Why can't they be a state? This whole damn article is irrelavent! Both wars were for OIL! There is no WMD. And 9-11 SHOULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED! BUSH IS MY #1 reason for a third party. Saddam and Osama are diversions...as Bush and his crew steal Trillions from us! WHERE'S WHITEY BULGER?