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News :: DNC : Environment
"Holy Shit, Houston! My Left Wing Just Fell Off!"
28 Jul 2004
SKIPPER GOES DOWN WITH SHIP!
Heroic Commander of Shuttle Mission STS DNC dies in flames as spacecraft breaks up over Boston!
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Shown here, Shuttle Commander John F. Kerry, in final video transmission as he attempts to bail out from the ill-starred spacecraft just before its horrific breakup during atmospheric entry over Boston, Mass.
Shown here, Shuttle Commander John F. Kerry, in final video transmission as he attempts to bail out from the ill-starred spacecraft just before its horrific breakup during atmospheric entry over Boston, Mass.

A preliminary investigation indicates the Shuttle had sustained significant structural weakening as the result of repeated abuse to its left wing, and that DNC Leadership in Mission Control failed to notice signals coming from sensors in the left wing, and finally completely lost touch with the left wing just moments before re-entry.

Final data indicates that the left wing separated shortly after atmospheric entry, quickly followed by the complete breakup of the main part of the Shuttle -- including its still-attached right wing -- at a speed of approximately Mach 25, leaving a debris trail resembling a "daytime shooting star", according to one Democratic Convention delegate who witnessed the flaming disintegration of the ill-fated spacecraft in the stratosphere over Boston.
See also:
http://www.sinkers.org/posters/democrashandburn.html

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Re: "Holy Shit, Houston! My Left Wing Just Fell Off!"
28 Jul 2004
Looks like that dickhead is wearing a full body condom