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Commentary :: Environment
the Dunce vs the Preppy
29 Sep 2004
Modified: 04:37:25 PM
When is choice an illusion? War on terror or war on drugs, coke or pepsi, ford or chevy, Bush or Kerry. There is no meaningfull differences.
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Lets be serious can we?

George Bush is the wealthy son of a wealthy and powerful man (a president). A “recovering” drunk and he still tries to snort the powdered sugar off his donuts. Bush is the kind of guy who pours an entire can of lighter fluid on a gas grill then burns off his own eyelashes lighting it with a match. Bush spends his time chopping wood and riding his mountain bike around his ranch and of course falling off that bike and skinning his hands then holding them up to show like a child, while his legal guardian Chenney makes the calls. George W. Bush set records for the number of executions he ordered in Texas, then talks about human rights.

Bush is owned by Karl Rove, Rice, Asscroft, Wolfowitz, Powell, Rumsfeld and anyone else who controls the presidential pretzel jar (gag me with a pretzel). Bush is a blissfully ignorant simpleton. Georgie how about invading Iraq? The Neo-Cons have a new mountain bike for you. George Bush dodged the draft by getting a preferential appointment to the air national guard where he played top gun fighter jock in place of going to Vietnam. Now Bush the make believe fighter jock/cowboy sends other young men and women to war while playing president. If Bush were honest about being president he would say “wellll I dant know I guess I just lucky and stuff how bout some barbecue and then we can go for a nuculer mountain bike ride, if uncle Dick says its ok”. Georgie W. Bush would be the town drunk sleeping on the sidewalk and begging for spare change if it were not for his daddy.

Now for John Forbes kerry:

First off pay attention to his middle name it is very telling. Kerry is a member of the powerful connected Forbes and Winthrop clans/families. John Forbes Kerry is a 7 foot tall Ivy League Preppy, smart-ass punk, with more arrogance and money than common sense. Kerry looks like a wax caricature that has started to melt, and he actually believes nobody notices his botox or spray on tan. Kerry believes it is his right to be president if not Duke or King and how absurd it is that he must appeal to peasants and surfs (you) to gain the throne. Your mother should be on her knees with bucket and brush scrubbing the marlbe floors of Master Kerry’s estate!

Kerry is beholden to the corporate power structure. Yet Jonathan Forbes Kerry camouflages himself as a progressive Senator and environmentalists, then he gets on his private Gulf Stream Jet and jets between any of 5 massive estates around the US, to practice his Kite-surfing and snowboarding. Windsurfing, snowboarding, kitesurfing, anything but showing up for work. John Forbes Kerry has missed over 70% of Senate votes and doesn’t think it is any of your business, Kerry has sponsored almost zero legislation in two decades, where’s the beef Winthrop Forbes Kerry? Kerry bragged about owning a fleet of minivans and SUVs to auto-makers in Detroit then three months later on earth-day denied owning any SUVs and blamed his wife for owning the fleet of SUVs (what a brave man). Kerry’s first wife from the well connected Thorne family divorced him after she fell into depression from loneliness back in Massachusetts while he partied it up on her bank account in DC what a dick, she dumped him. Forbes Kerry is the wealthiest Senator in the history of the US senate. Not even John Forbes Kerry knows where he stands on major issues like NAFTA, WTO, War in Iraq, Patriot Act, No child left behind, new Alaskan pipelines(which he currently supports). Every time he opens his preppy mouth more mealy mouthed phony crap pours out. Kerry has the personality of a stick of wood, the same stick that is up his royal butt.

Summary:

Bush: pathetic, dunce, playboy, cowboy, idiot boy king.

Kerry: ultra arrogant, patrician, kingly, cruel, bullshit artist, phony.



Ps Do you know Teresa Heinz kerry’s full name? No kidding this is it.

Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry: where do these royal a-holes come from?



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I'll Vote the Preppy...
29 Sep 2004
Considering both? Kerry has the I.Q. and the "common sense" that Bush is lacking.
Therefore, instead of voting Greens? I'm voting for Kerry.
Bush must go!
Right now, we dont need the IQ. We need the football linebacker.
29 Sep 2004
Hey, even I know that Bush isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, but right now, he doesnt need to be. He is an aggressive, straightforward man who really doesnt have the intellectual ability to concoct manipulations and use psychological devices to try to win votes. Right now, we dont need "common sense". All we need is accurate smart weapons and a solid foreign defense policy. We need a strong and MOTIVATED military, and a little overproduction of testosterone.

Bush will win the election, and he will do so decisively.
Re: the Dunce vs the Preppy
30 Sep 2004
I cant stand either of these dicks fuck em both! my friends and lifestyle will continue no matter what sh_t head is president.
Botox...fake tan ???
30 Sep 2004
How do you know Kerry used Botox..??? Every 60 yr. old guy as unnaturally taunt skin....And isn't the sun WICKED strong in Wisconsin ??