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Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
17 Nov 2005
Modified: 03:54:29 PM
With higher wages than soldiers in the line of fire, Veteran and Red Phoenix work for the not-that-intelligent military community assigned to troll on Indymedia sites to defend the actions of the Bush administration.
Embezzled with higher popularity numbers than yesterday, from 33% to 34%, the Bush administration decided to stimulate the country's growing deficit by encouraging military members to read and comment on Indymedia articles. In Boston, two Bush loyalites spend countless hours browsing through and ridiculing any anti-war, pro-human rights articles on this Indymedia site.

"It's all about winning the hearts and minds of the American people," said Veteran who has mastered the trolling technique by calling everyone lazy whiners.

"That really messes up with their heads," he said.

Red Phoenix, on the other hand, is trying to teach the kids a lesson (most IMC readers are below the age of 50) by becoming a symbol of national pride.

"Turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and family," he said.

At his peak of poetical creativity, Red Phoenix is convinced that by introducing Americana to the readers, he can turn everyone on the site Republican by 2008.

Veteran and Red Phoenix enjoy working together and helping each other report to their superiors on best tactics used. "The most successful one so far was when we impersonated these people, took their trolling names to gang them against each other," said Veteran. "It was so effective that I myself was confused whether I was Veteran1, 2, or 3."

Both are glad to have a few days off of trolling during Thanksgiving week. "I just want to take pleasure on my turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and family," said Red Phoenix.

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Comments

Just Wondering
17 Nov 2005
How do you know this ?... Does having a different opinion than the IMC mainstream make you some type of intelligence agent? If that's the case, I must work for the cia, fbi,nsa, federal / state / local police intelligence.... Veteran and red phoenix may have alot of time on their hands or enjoy "trolling", but I seriously doubt that they are agents of the republicrats. I'm not trolling, just saying my piece.
"Agents of Repression"
18 Nov 2005
Theredonion, you should read "Agents of Oppression" by Churchill. They it have at LPC. It's about the fbi's cointellpro progarm in the 60's and 70's and how they worked against AIM and the BPP. I'm not saying that you are some type of agent or anything, but one of there tactics was to label people as snitches or undercover agents, who were in reality, niether. It created paranoia in the ranks of the BPP and AIM. Something to think about. It's not cool to label unless you actually know something fora fact.
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
The comedy keeps coming! :)
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
Wow, I feel so speical that an article was written about Veteran and I. Theredonion, I owe you a pint sometime in the future. Thanks buddy!
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
Just goes to show that opinions based on factual evidence is not permitted here. Especially when they go against anything someone posts on here.Everyone on here cries for the truth but is unable to accept it. Basically a witch hunt - and if you search hard enough for a witch you can produce one to fit your needs. Silly really!
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
AND on a different not!

Although many of you have no idea what the military does-----------The United States Marine Corps Toys For Tots program has begun! Make sure to donate a toy so that the little ones have a smile on Christmas morning.

EVEN if you hate Christmas, the Marines, life, America, holidays, charities and everything else on here that you complain about. Kids SHOULD and DESERVE to smile on December 25th!
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
Amen Veteran!
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
A great holiday charity for kids! Nothing better!
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
"An Internet troll is either a person who sends messages on the Internet hoping to entice other users into angry or fruitless responses"
Re: Veteran and Red Phoenix Work in the Same Unit
18 Nov 2005
I would have to respond that most of the content on here is angry and fruitless! Especially the use of profanity and supporting violence against those trying to help. Little bit of an anger issue there............
To Veteran
18 Nov 2005
with the exception of the few far left ( so far left, they're almost right) nutbag facists on here, I think most people do support the military, just not the war. You might wanna tone down your posts a bit.