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Thoughts on Stupid Posts
07 Dec 2005
Get the butterfly nets, Robert Goodwin is loose again.
* Arrive late, stinky, slovenly, dishevelled. Leave stink on people such as smoke or poo.

- Why is the above the first on your list? Are you one of those OCD people who obsess about germs and crave a plastic world?

* Always bust someone's bubble and waste their effort. Be a real Troll.

- Flipside finally admits he's an asshole. See above.

* Ask for favors and revise them as you go along. Make it really ridiculous.

- Kind of like Flipside's posts on Boston IMC.

* Lay guilt and lay it on thick.

- Feeling guilty about something, Flipside?

* Pretend you know everything about whatever is being said.

- Some of us do know everything about whatever is being said. We see people like you, Flipside, as retarded.

* Act like king. Be a real snob.

- Don't see much of that at Boston IMC.

* Bully people around, especially as a Viceroy.

- Isn't that what your website (and you membership in KOBE) is all about?

* Express how what other people do is wrong, immoral or beneath you.

- What if what they do is wrong, immoral and beneath you?

* Call everyone names.

Like on hater's magazine?

* TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE and do it often.

- Are you afraid of human relationships?

* Play with yourself alone and in public.

- I can see nothing wrong with playing with oneself in private. As for in public, not a problem so long as the audiance has assembled just to see the show.

* Act like a real nutbag.

- Yes, I agree. Act like Flipside and you're a real nutbag and an asshole.

* Proclaim gloom, doom, and catastrophy. Especially while being dishevelled and stinky.

- We wouldn't want to be anything like Jesus, Socrates, Buddha, or Bakhunin, now would we?

* Exert a lot of energy in no particular direction. Grandstand on nonsense.

- Self criticism is good, Flipside. Try more of it.

* Always overreact, especially to perceived slights and special requests.

- If they are perceived, then subjectively a strong response should be expected.

* Fight others always, and blame them for it while denying it altogether.

- Like you?

* Always live beyind your means and surround yourself with fluffy objects. Brag about your t.v. and stuff.

- Having trouble with an ex-lover?

* Always raise hell about your stuff and make people think they damaged it. Seek restitution.

- Never ran into such a person. You must live in a different world.

* Get a couple of minions. Or pose as your own minion.

- More self reflection?

* Make sure everything you touch turns to shit.

- Even more self reflection?

* Always assume self interest on the part of others. Let no good deed go unpunished.

- Man, you got yourself pegged!

* Milk all favors, repay exhaustion with bitterness and spite.

- Kind of like when Boston IMC did you a favor by letting you attend some meetings?

* Always be busy doing nothing.

- Those of us with real jobs who watch you every day on Boston IMC can really relate.

* Hide in your shell until you lash out. Very important. Be a dick. Then retreat. Scream bloody murder if you get caught.

- You really should see a psychologist and have a talk about projection.

* Act childish. Speak nonsense. Make goo-goo gaa-gaa sounds. Drool.

- Electronically, this is you.

* Always demand a much higher degree of precision and satisfaction than you are prepared to give.

- Bingo. Look in the mirror.

* Always assume that whatever was said is about you and needs a sharp retort.

- Talking to yourself again?

* Fill all uncomfortable silences with much more comfortable noise coming from your mouth an elsewhere.

- We're still waiting for you to shut-up, Flipside.

* Perform deep personal hygiene in public.

- That OCD germ thing again, huh?

* Deliberate in all doorways.

- Nonesense. Try again.

* Relay everything you are told or think of, especially if it is private, embarassing, or intestinal.

- Those posts about internal secrets of IMC posted by Robert Goodwin fit this description well.

* Spend lots of time on the internet. Read only Ramparts, and Alexjones.

- Projection...

* Play lots of Game Boy, or Jewelz if you have a cellphone.

- Picky?

* Always be on the cellphone, especially while drinking Starbucks and driving over babies in strollers.

- Anti-psychotic meds can help with thoughts such as these.

* Get in peoples' business. Really manage their affairs. Preferably badly.

- Like Hater's Mag?

* Drink, smoke, fuck around.

- Those may be the only good things in life.

* Act like a clown.

- Clowns make people laugh. Haters make people cry. I would choose the former over the latter any day.

* Trip. Bang into things. Drive with no license. Cause car accidents.

- Like Laura Bush?

* Honk your horn for three minute intervals. Always violate lane. Use high beams during the day. Order additional sodium headlights.

- I bet it took at least three neurons to come up with that one.

* Call your estranged children. Blow their happy streak.

- Having problems with your parents?

* Rearrange peoples' rooms. Relocate their stuff. Break and enter first.

- Kind of hard to do this without entering first, isn't it?

* Play practical jokes that serve no purpose. Make sure you fuck yourself over too. (It helps erase motive.)

- Old trick. We've seen you do it many times.

* Flake off when people talk to you. Fall asleep, or better yet stare at a point just past their head. Dilate the pupils a bit.

- This is what happens when I read Flipside's rants.

And so on...

This work is in the public domain

Comments

Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
All of this is wicked funny, but "fuck yourself over too" was inspired by you. Why exactly to you pose as so many people other than yourself? Got something to hide? And I formally request you to stop calling my home. Jackass.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
And get a better war dialer and voice synthesizer. And go to wolthoff law yourself.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
And let me save you the trouble of denying it by saying I was only joking. And let me say I wasn't joking. And let me say I was. Is this how you whack off?
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Isn't about time you pretend I am Steven DeVoy? What have YOU done lately other than pretend Chester Das is my bud? No fucking creativity.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
I didn't post any of this.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Yes I did.
Lesson
08 Dec 2005
When a parody is based on a personality composite it cannot be accurately negated by inversion. One is negating a nonexistent entity. Thus a parody of that parody only recreates and analogue of the composite, which again is not a meaningful inversion of the agent who posted, but merely an exercise in retorting.
The only thing that got me was:
08 Dec 2005
And don't tell me you can't rearrange rooms without entering them first. Amateur.
Another nother thing
08 Dec 2005
EZLN is a very very dumb name for an email address to someone with a degree. blah blah blah....

No rapper calls himself "a local rapper" when introducing himself.
and um
08 Dec 2005
You should stop saying "please advise" when you go phishing. It's cross referenceable.
and just plain pathetic....
08 Dec 2005
I'm wicked, wicked sorry I didn't update my Registration information with you tho' ICANN do it with the appropriate agency.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
I don't know what you are talking about, but this sure is entertaining. What a moron. Paranoid lately?
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Yeah. I'm paranoid lately. Or am I?
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Nope.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Yup.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Nope.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
What the fuck is this shit?
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Somebody is obviously trying to drive a wedge between me and KOBE. Is is Sharpie?
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
That's pretty creative though, pretending you got phished. I mean pretending I got phished. I forgot who I am.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
I didn't post that.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Cool! you have a page refresh counter. Did you write it or bite it?
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Who's gonna make the play for the LPC hard drive? (And then pull the fire extinguisher).
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Free Charles Manson!
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
I saw you downtown.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
At least one of you saw one of me. But you didn't both see me.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
We saw at least one of us.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
We all at least saw ourselves.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
You don't get a vesica pisces from the union of three domains.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
Did I say that?
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
I did not say that.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
But I did say:

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And that was just to see what it looked like.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
**The quality of a stimulus is gauged by the size of the response.** Write that in your little black book. You will need it later when I am carved in stone.

This page I consider as part of my stimulus and not my response to your response to my stimulus. Feedback was calculated in the formulation of the stimulus. My post is an eigenvalue. This excludes me from the statement "The quality of a stimulus is gauged by the size of the response."

Think that over.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts and where they go
08 Dec 2005
Castles made of sand...
Fall in the sea....

Eventually.
WHAT THIS IS
08 Dec 2005
I decided to repost Flipside's comments (Flipside is Robert Goodwin) and make some of my own comments on them. Since I published it under the name "Bored" and did not post again, the comments under the name "Bored" are spoofs attempting to make it appear that I responsed to the comments.

Since any given city has a limited number of psychos and since only a small number of those psychos read Boston IMC, it is likely that Flipside is taking on mulitple identities and then posting back and forth to himself.
Re: Thoughts on Stupid Posts
08 Dec 2005
so... is flipside stephan devoy? they are both the same crazy? what a small world we live in!