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Total control by IAO (english)
18 Nov 2002
Modified: 02:24:34 PM
try this new patriotic feature
page is completely fucked and turned off by IAO of the U.S. Empire.
In fact, your computer is probably broken.
page you are looking for is seriously fucked up and currently blocked. The
Web site might be descriptive critics, anti-globalisation and shit-pacifist
content. You may have to re-install your operating system. In which case,
try the following:
or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn
to spell fascistly before returning.
check your connection status, unplug your PC and insert a palladium
chip into the mains socket. Connection status will immediately
you like, IAO and Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details
of all the demoralizing subversive enemy content you have downloaded
to Pentagon and its headquarters in Redmond.
If you would like Windows to alter your disposition,
me to Guantánamo!
Some sites you visit require IAO's and Microsoft's authorization. Click
the Windows menu and then click Let me be a subversive traitor!
to uninstall this feature.
If you are trying to reach a non patriotic site, make sure you are not
running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click
Drive C:. On the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current
operating system with Linux. You'll get a visit from our representatives
of CIA/FBI as soon as possible.
to end this patriotic feature.
find terror-server or DNS Error
Congratulation you are traced now
by billy gates
(No verified email address)
18 Nov 2002
if you're using a microsoft operating system, you're part of the problem anyways. just buy an SUV and be done with it already.